i like my men like i like my coffee.
nowhere near my vagina.
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this